thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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