Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Randomize
