420 ftw
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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