dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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