Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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