Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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