check it out our google latitudes are spooning
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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