yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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