"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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