So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Randomize
