I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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