Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
And then he peed in my hair
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