No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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