ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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