he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize
