The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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