you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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