she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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