she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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