He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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