normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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