plz talk dirty to me
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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