i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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