I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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