i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Drunk is a universal language darling
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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