very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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