Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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