guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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