found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Your penis caused this!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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