She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
