I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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