It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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