she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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