That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
