I'm eating all of the evidence.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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