I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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