To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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