Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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