Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
try to milk me bitch
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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