How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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