You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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