He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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