Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Randomize
