And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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