It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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