found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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