you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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