so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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