White coat. Heels.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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