no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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