More tranny stories later!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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