Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Randomize
